The Long Run

by James Acker

We were just talking, perfectly calm, perfectly civil, and she still made me feel butt-ass naked. I hate that. I wear these clothes for a reason.

Maybe I was just feeling ballsy tonight. I certainly wore the shorts for it.

Jersey gets a bad rap but that’s all North Jersey’s doing. South Jersey’s the real Garden State.

Scientifically speaking, he’s an admirable specimen.

Speaking as a scientist. Speaking as Alessandro Vincent Miceli, I want to fuck the soul out of him.

I watched the pilot of the show Glee online because it seemed like the kind of thing that gay people would watch.

“Every tree is short to a sequoia.” “That’s beautiful. Write that down.”

When you’re raised in a house that treats you like an unpaid intern. Sometimes your bad won’t let you hear your good.

I hate saying no to GJ. He’s my little guy. The only thing I like about my house other than my roof. But I had big plans for the night and they hopefully wouldn’t be kid friendly. So, I told him it was Adults Only and he told me to go fuck myself.

i've audibly cackled reading this book multiple times now

“What it do, my faggot?”

So, when he finally took his lips off mine, I cracked up and howled. “FAAAAAAAAAAAG.” We laughed and he hit my chest. “Shut the fuck up.”