Kaplan: Dr. Halperon stopped by my office. Me: You didn’t show her your drawer, did you? I’ll be highly disturbed if so. Kaplan: Thanks…that imagery is now living rent-free in my head, but not in a good way. More like in a “raccoons squatting in an abandoned building” kind of way. Me: Raccoons are supposedly cute. Kaplan: Sometimes also rabid. Anyway, Dr. Halperon had a comment about my new incense diffuser. She wanted to know where I got such a nice cherry scent. Me: Christ. I’m not sure I’m happy to be right this time.
