This guy’s walking down a street and he falls in a hole. The hole is so deep he can’t get out. A doctor passes by and the guy shouts up, “Hey you! Can you help me out?” The doctor writes a prescription, throws it down in the hole, and moves on. Then a priest comes along and the guy shouts up, “Father, I’m down in this hole, can you help me out?” The priest writes out a prayer, throws it down in the hole, and moves on. Then a friend walks by: “Hey, Joe, it’s me. Can you help me out?” And the friend jumps in the hole. And our guy says, “Are you stupid? Now we’re both down here!” And the friend
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