All Downhill With You (Honeywood, #1)

by Julie Olivia

He finally says, “I’m not a fish.” “What?” I bite out. “Fish can be blackened,” he mutters. “I can’t have a blackened heart because I’m not a fish.” “Funny,” I deadpan. “Well, you’re o-fish-ally an ass.” “No, my humor is e-squid-sit.”