Found by the Lake Monster (Monstrous Matches, #1.5)

by Lillian Lark

Go find a lake monster, they said. It will be fun, they said.

I’m a fucking idiot and am totally going to walk into a spider web.

Did I also agree to it while in a groggy state from staying up late and reading a romance with tentacles? That may have happened.

how my friends get me to do anything lol

A chocolate-tasting class would have also counted as an adventure… albeit one with fewer monster dick possibilities.

ick no. who wants that. ..... chocolate I mean 🙃💅🏻

Does this mean I get to try out real monster cock instead of dildos?

STFU BAHAHAHAHHAH

This hallucination is absolutely fucking with me. I meet a monster in the woods, and he is literally breedable. I keep my snort to myself.

It’s as simple as the sky is blue, good dildos are art, and I never lie.

I like her teasing me.

ACH MY TYPE OF MAN ( though I guess he's not technically a man )

Sweet baby Jesus, the chemistry is off the charts.

sweet baby jesus indeed

Well… that sounds kind of hot now. I blame the alien romances.

Tee hee hee

I think I’ve broken Adrian.

I cut through the cold water, my body moving quickly as if I can truly outswim what I’ve just done to my mate, the violation of it.

RHYSAND WHO? STOP THIS IS THE FUCKING NIGHT COURT SCENE ALL OVER AGAIN LMAO