I Should Have Worn A Curtain: A Psychological Fiction Novella

by Samyra Alexander

“Good, because I’m single too. I like big, beautiful women, as you all have the most potential.”

I flash him an incredulous look as we exchange numbers. Does he chop up fat women and eat them to maintain his good looks?

Food is just so darn good—better than a friend—after a stressful day.

“You’re too pretty to be big. It’s unhealthy,”

I could benefit from the situation by getting a boyfriend and losing weight.

“It's either me or the MSG. I’m not wasting my time and skills with someone addicted to high fructose corn syrup. Were you ever eating the food I made for you?”

One part of me says to stop stuffing myself, but the gluttonous part won’t listen. It tells me to worry about dieting tomorrow. YOLO.