“Hi,” he says—and I make a note to rag on him for saying “hi” to our New York Times reporter. “I’m Josh Miller.” “The boyfriend,” I tack on. Dirk’s blond brows furrow, and he looks from Josh to me. “I have you down as the stepbrother.” Miller’s face is priceless. He arches a brow and gives Dirk a wicked little grin without missing a beat. He says, “I’m that, too.” Dirk’s hand goes to his cheek, and he mimes a swoon. “This story is getting interesting.
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