Rhett: Come to my room. Summer: No. I’m not tiptoeing around your dad’s house and having sex with you on the same floor as him. That’s tacky. Rhett: There is no one I’d rather be tacky with. Summer: My answer is still no. Rhett: I’ll come to your room. We won’t be on the same floor that way. Everyone wins. Summer: You’re an animal. Rhett: We can call it a team meeting. Summer: You’re going to call having sex a team meeting? Rhett: Team building? Summer: What are we building? LOL. Rhett: Rapport. Summer: Nice try. Rhett: Will you at least send me a nude so I can jerk off all sad and alone?
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