Now Is Not the Time to Panic

by Kevin Wilson

How could you paint anyone who wasn’t as pretty as you, so you made it up to them by turning them into ghosts so they wouldn’t feel too bad.

I think if you wear a Japanese kimono around Coalfield, then you should also have beautiful, flowing handwriting that looks like calligraphy.

I volunteered twice a week at the elementary school library to read to kids who did not give a shit and just wanted to fight over the pillows they got to lie on,

He looked like he was one of two things: a man who made coffee tables from reclaimed driftwood and sold them for three grand, or a man who was very, very suspicious of the circumstances of 9/11.