Jasper leans over to me and whispers, “I could have gone with a nice bottle of bourbon, but I wanted your present to be unique. I love you, man. For real.” He sniffs and waves his hand like a swooning woman. “Now I’m all misty. You like it, the club? Please like it.” Sure, I’m down with people exploring their sexuality.
What a weird idea tbh. Bringing your friend to an exclusive sex club that you pay $75,000 a year to be part of…absolutely crazy. $5000 to bring him one time? Jesus.
