“Carpe diem, Tuck! Seize the day—and the princess!” “Dammit. Why are you such a prick? Game on, quarterback,” I say with exasperation as I roll my eyes. Why not? What else is there to do? He pumps his hips. “Yes, yes, yes, my man is gonna try for the end zone! A true player in action!”
Ok. Jasper is INCREDIBLY obnoxious.
