Hey, Brax, you’re really hot and I think I’m attracted to you. Yeah, I know you’re the newest player on the team and I’m the captain. And yeah, I know that I’ve technically known you since you were a kid and not only do I know your dad but played on the same team with him. Oh, and did I mention that I’m a little looking for a Daddy? Nope. Wasn’t happening. I was locking that shit up in a box and throwing away the key.
