Look Me in the Eye: My Life with Asperger's

by John Elder Robison

“Why is Christmas a racket?” Cubby asked. “Because Santa skims some of the toys he’s supposed to give away, selling them on the black market in Russia and Mongolia, places where they don’t have Christmas. Toymakers donate stuff to Santa on the condition that he gives them all away, and he’s not supposed to sell toys. But he’s got a drinking problem and he can’t help himself.”