There is definitely a table for four with a reserved sign, but two tables of two are being hastily reset. “We’re sitting here. You two have to sit by yourselves,” Renata booms across dozens of well-dressed people eating their meals. “How very romantic.” Every single person lowers their cutlery and looks at me. I feel like every single loose thread in my outfit is visible. Renata isn’t done. “Ruthie, you can practice having a date before the real thing comes along.” “The real thing?” Teddy repeats. “Pinch me. Last time I checked, I was real.” “You know what she means.” I am neon pink with
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