He Who Fights with Monsters 6 (He Who Fights with Monsters, #6)

by Shirtaloon

“I think he’s going to explode or go full Cronenberg,” Jason yelled in warning.

“We’re in the land of make-believe and you idiots started poking random stuff,” Jason said. “He could have turned into Starscream.” “What is a star scream?” Chen asked.

“Let’s call it an awesomeness tax.”

“It’s still not about killing monsters,” he told his reflection in a wall mirror. “It’s about how good you look while killing monsters.”

“I could go for a good meal right now. I mean, that fruit you picked was nice, but I’d rather enjoy taking a sausage in the mouth.” “Please don’t be juvenile, Mr Asano.” “You think it’s beneath me to say?” “No, Mr Asano. It is beneath me to listen.”