He Who Fights with Monsters 6 (He Who Fights with Monsters, #6)

by Shirtaloon

The Bertinelli Collection in the menswear department of the store Jason found

OH COME ON!! A WHOLE DAMN STORE? REALLY?!?!

“Come with me if you want to live.”

Dude, CAN YOU PLEASE STOP????? (Not really, this is hilarious....)

“This may not be the time, Mr Asano.”

(Jason receives 'virtual bitchslap')

“Great,” she muttered. “There’s two of them now.”

Awww shite, we fuqqed now....

There was more of a focus on nipples than I expected.”

That's hot.

“Don’t worry,” Jason said. “I’m definitely not the kind of guy who goes off and gets himself killed all the time.”

Bish, please...

I’ve seen you scratch places you shouldn’t in public, Mr Asano.”

True dat!