“Mr Asano,” Mr North said. “I thought we were clear on which one of us is the villain.” “We are.” “One of us has a giant eye at the top of their tower at the heart of their realm.” “It’s not the Eye of Sauron,” Jason said. “It looks like the Eye of Sauron.” “Well, it’s not.” “I am not familiar with the Eye of Sauron,” Shade’s voice said from Jason’s shadow. “Didn’t I tell you to read Lord of the Rings?” Jason said. “I got as far as Tom Bombadil and then read Remains of the Day again, instead.”
