He Who Fights with Monsters 6 (He Who Fights with Monsters, #6)

by Shirtaloon

“She just said apocalypse monster. I worry if someone puts mayonnaise on my sandwich and you want me to ignore an apocalypse monster?” “Stop talking about him like that,” Jason said. “You’ll hurt his feelings.” “It’s an apocalypse monster,” Travis said. “Do its feelings matter?” “It’s an apocalypse monster,” Jason said. “I’d say they really, really do.”

“Don’t worry,” Jason said. “I’m definitely not the kind of guy who goes off and gets himself killed all the time.”