“Well, I’d be perturbed, too, if I’d just had a ginger scone with green tea.” She makes a gagging noise. “Excuse you. Ginger and green tea are a classic pairing.” She sips her coffee again, making a show of how delicious it is. “Mmm. Coffee is where it’s at. Coffee and chocolate. Green tea? Ginger? They taste like hand soap and floor cleaner.”