a funnel cake half-covered in melted fudge and strawberries and half in Froot Loops and whipped cream. We kept spinning the plate, trading bites and flavors and snorting when one of us would jerk the plate before the other could grab a forkful.
Heathens. Funnel cakes get dusted in powdered sugar and are a finger food. Not this fudge monstrosity and eaten with a fork?! Bah! Heathens.
