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Enjoy your life and shuffle off this coil around 70, only the very boring would want to live to be 100
Time flies when alcohol is being sprayed all over you.
The prison diet could surely be marketed to those vain Instagrammers who shill appetite suppressants and dubious vitamins.
the greatest love in life is loving yourself while wearing a hairnet and rubber gloves,
It was just about the most overrated thing I’d ever seen,
We’re all so dependent on western medicine pushed on us by big pharma, but it’s becoming so clear that nature offers us better ways to tackle our human struggles.
(one of the perils of a burner phone is never knowing your own number off by heart)
God bless these pointless academics who spend years doing some mind-numbing survey that nobody will read but helpfully tack on a footnote which summarises it all in two minutes.
Nothing like the promise of a murder to boost one’s productivity, it
Orgasms are a wonderful thing, especially when received alone and followed by silence
They promise depravity but for most of these men that just means telling them that they’re losers then they cum. That’s what counts as dark for rich men.
Finally I got lucky.
It is one of life’s great pleasures to eat without anyone talking to you.
What could be worse than a bad date with good food?
Never be kind to men who seek to engage you in conversation. Even a polite brush-off comes off as a challenge. Especially in a sex club.
back hair, which I refuse to accept is attractive to anyone in the modern age.
Prep work for killing someone is an odd thing.
If your mother, a person who has known you since you were a screeching potato in a onesie, thinks that the person you’re with is a bit off, why the fuck would you discount that?
modern life is 75 per cent cancelling plans and both parties feeling relieved
I’ve never been someone who enjoys parties. The amount of small talk involved depletes my energy and makes my whole body tense up.
Life is so short, and we spend so much of it talking to terrible people about the minutiae of their nothing lives.
like Gwyneth Paltrow does – and that is the limit of our shared experience)
It’s like hearing about other people’s children – or worse – hearing about other people’s tiresome mental health problems.
A fake smile takes work
Teenagers are extraordinarily self-absorbed, all during the stage in their lives when they are at their most uninteresting.
nobody is their true selves on the internet.
While the internet is a place to get closer to your heroes, it’s also a place to obsessively hate-watch people you would try your best to avoid in real life.
It’s like repeatedly picking at a scab and wondering why you end up with an ugly scar.
About ten people a year die from food-induced anaphylaxis each year.
There’s a certain art to a good murder.
I suppose killing people and getting away with it is a kind of closure. But possibly not one that a medical professional can recommend in good conscience.
if you want to be listened to, taken seriously and treated with respect, employ a posh white man to speak on your behalf.
I think it’s utter madness to deny a truth just because it’s uncomfortable.
I’m not a monster,
it’s weird to watch someone walk into a sex club with a relative.
it’s not paranoia if someone is actually out to get you.
