Davo

by N.R. Walker

“It’s a defence mechanism often found in nature in most redheaded mammals. Deflect the inbound insults so the predator loses the advantage.”

As a male of my species who likes to wear skirts, I’ve found removing the teeth of a wannabe predator with my fist just as effective.”

“Don’t splash too much,” Davo said. “Attracts the crocodiles.” I shrieked, and he cracked up laughing. “I’m kidding! There are no crocs here.” “Davo!” I grabbed my dick. “I peed a little!”