“So, while we’re talking about names,” I said. “Can I ask about the cockatoo? I hear it screeching bad language every so often. Why is its name Hooker?” I regretted asking as soon as the words were out of my mouth. “Because it’s seen a cock-or-two.” I sighed. Totally should have seen that coming. “What about Truck? Because he’s a diesel mechanic?” “Nope. Truck’s real name is Laurie.” Oh dear. “You know, as in lorry.” “Yeah, I got it, thanks.” “And JC is short for Jesus Christ.” “Because of his long hair?” “Nah. Because he put a metal spike through his hand. Crucifix style.”
