Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone (Ernest Cunningham, #1)

by Benjamin Stevenson

“Let’s get, hyphen, the fuck out of here,”

He shrugged, with the confidence of someone who believes if you’re successful in one thing, you’re successful in all things.

most of my breakfasts are uneventful; I have simply never found meals with that much milk involved to be dramatic.

in that helpful yet smug voice editors are born with, wishing to both correct you and impart their correctness upon you at the same time.)