Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone (Ernest Cunningham, #1)

by Benjamin Stevenson

In a daze, I’d walked into my house, thrown the bag on the bed, vomited, and called the police.

That is aggressively real

I didn’t have the heart to tell her that, under that policy, her fluorescent lipstick would have to go.

Damn, bitch really ate her up with that

Wild thing to include in the recap but I’m here for it