“Did you know, Samantha, that you failed your psych evaluation as it pertains to the National Security Adjudicative Guidelines? Like, hardcore fucking failed it, man. You flop-sweated through your poly, your written tests look like a series of cry-for-help Rorschachs, and if this was still the 1980s and we were doing MMPIs for our baseline psych evals, I’d be having Diane here put in
