“You do realize you’re supposed to chew before you swallow, right?” I say dryly. He pauses with his fork hovering inches above his plate. Lifting his head, he gives me an amused look. “Is that what you’ve been taught? ’Cause if that’s the case, remind me never to let my junk near your mouth.” Now it’s my cousin who’s choking, seeing as she’s sitting right the fuck next to him. I bug my eyes out like I can’t believe he just fucking said that. He cocks a tawny brow, daring me to do something about it.
