What I like best is when she whistles. With her fingers in her mouth. Because then I come running. I run as hard as I can, I jump, I fly like one of those little birds you just want to catch in your mouth, because they’re pretty and fast, and then grind your teeth together and feel all their bones break.
What's crazy is that she manages to hit the tenor of the person/place/thing while still anthropomorphizing it to hell
