Eclipse (Twilight, #3)

by Stephenie Meyer

I was also a little lightheaded, but that could have been because I’d forgotten to keep breathing.

girl calm down

I knew I must be patient with Edward. It wasn’t that he was unreasonable,

no he absolutely is unreasonable

We were both standing up, looking at the floor, and facing away from each other.

LMAO imagine this for real it's so funny

six foot seven inches of Jacob’s long body,

MASSIVE

Something Edward didn’t want me to know. Something that Jacob wouldn’t have kept from me.

The way edward just lies to her ugh

I ate my breakfast slowly, one Cheerio at a time.

thats WEIRD

“Shut up, Jacob. Just shut up! This is so unfair!” “Did you seriously just stamp your foot? I thought girls only did that on TV.”

This is the funniest line in the whole book

“He gave you that just for two days of holding me hostage?” Alice made a face. A second later, comprehension came and I gasped in horror. “It’s for every time he’s gone, isn’t it?” She nodded.

Edward literally makes alice keep bella hostage so she cant see jacob. The OG Tamlin

picked up the phone and dialed Renée’s number.

WIll always bother me she refers to her parents by their first names

“She was translating the Battle Hymn of the Republic into Arabic, actually. When she finished that, she moved on to Korean sign language.”