Vegetarians and Vegans are mobility bigots. They believe that if a life form doesn’t move, it’s fair game to be killed and eaten.… This hateful philosophy is predicated on the idea that movement equals consciousness, or, if you will, a certain level of sacredness.… Of course when you ask vegetarians and vegans, they say no, they’re only opposed to eating flesh. But what could be more fleshy than a mushroom? Or avocado? Or eggplant? The ugly truth is they are cowards who murder and devour anything that can’t run away.
