Clay opened the book, holding it up and showing the godawful stick figures drawn inside it along with the large text like it was a children’s book. “Once upon a time, there was a beautiful PR princess named Giana,” he said, showing the stick figure with glasses and curly hair with a headpiece on. He licked his thumb and flipped the page. “And a dumb safety named Clay.”
HE SCTUALLY WROTE A LITTLE BOOK WTF LMAOSJSJD
