Running Mate (Under Kansas Skies, #1)

by Leah Brunner

Do not think about Odette in the shower, I repeat; do not think about Odette in the shower. You’re not a perv, Madden. You can handle this.

Dad: You will not use my grandchild to pick up women.

Me: How about less Hillary and more Michelle or Melania?

Behind every splendid marriage is an exhausting amount of communication.

“Come on! You’re not one of those low-maintenance girls who hates presents, are you?” He feigns a pained expression. “If you must get me a present, you can get me a Pomeranian puppy.” His smile disappears. “Don’t you dare even joke about that.”