At length I said, “You’re not being very nice.” “What have I done that’s not nice?” “I think you’re being kind of sneaky. And that’s why I think you’re not being nice.” His smile faded. “Sneaky isn’t on your four-quadrant scatter-plot graph personality matrix.” My eyes narrowed further. “Maybe it should be. Maybe I should add honesty as an axis and make it a 3-D model.” “Do you think I’m being dishonest?” His voice was level, but his eyes seemed to flare with challenge. “No, I think you’re being technically honest, which is almost worse.”
