What I could do is make more videos. I made one every day, and it turns out the algorithm shines brightly on those who feed it because by August I was the number one person on Vine, overtaking Harry Styles with 3.5 million followers. And while Harry will always be an icon and have a lower BMI than me, I hope to one day bring this up to him as I gaze at his perfect bone structure whilst his security has me removed.
