This perhaps could explain why over a decade after the show ended, the world went insane when I got married and didn’t invite Drake to my wedding. Now when I say insane I mean it in its most literal sense, in that people were “in a state of mind which prevents normal perception.” People couldn’t fathom that we’d only seen each other a handful of times since the show ended; they insisted that they had just seen us together, wackily trying to escape a tree house with no doors.

