“Sure he did. I said no way. And then there was this girl I was kind of crazy about—I totally blew it with her.” Her feet stopped moving. “What girl?” “This crazy smart, smokin’ hot babe in the Chemistry Club.” She laughed, swinging her feet again. “Yeah? What did you do?” “I worked up my nerve to ask her to the prom, but at the end of the night, I fucking shook her hand instead of kissing her.” “Why’d you do that?” “I was scared. I never thought she’d want to be with a guy like me.” “Smart? Handsome? Section leader of the marching band?” “I was a nerd with a filthy mind.” “That’s the best
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