I took in the décor of the bathroom, which included a giant baroque oil painting of— “Cernunnos.” “Who?” I turned to Thor, who was watching me with a look of amusement on his face. “Cernunnos. He was a Celtic god, protector of wild things. It was said under his mediation all the animals of the forest found peace together.” He sighed, gesturing at the painting. “Apparently he was always horny on main, too.”
