“So, I heard there’s a ton of really cool dragon statues at some shrines—” “Not stealing dragons, Dalton. What’s second on your list?” “What? Damnit.” He sighed dramatically. “I guess just bring me one of those sex robots then.” “No sex robots!” Simon barked in the background. “But—but, baby, it’s for both of us. We can have an interspecies threesome with a robot! Look at my pouty lip. I’m sad. You’re dashing my fantasy here.”

