Boyfriend Goals

by Riley Hart

I really wanted to have sex with someone interesting. And who didn’t annoy me, but that was really hard not to do.

A really hot guy who wasn’t irritating and didn’t make strange sex noises and didn’t want me to ask him to do what he was already doing.

Ketchup was the worst. Who could eat that stuff? I got it on my hand once as a kid. I swear I nearly died.

I didn’t love numbers, but I was good at them, and I didn’t really know what I loved. Maybe there was nothing. Most of the time I was okay with that, but others it upset me in ways I couldn’t really put my finger on.

People were so odd about sex. On the one hand, lots of fluids were going back and forth, so if you thought about that part of it, I could see where the gross factor came in, but that wasn’t the issue. It was something no one wanted to talk about; they were more comfortable discussing or witnessing violence than sex. I’d read a lot about it.

something wrong with my feet?” He shrugged. “No, I suppose as far as feet go, they’re nice. I’m not really a foot person, but yours aren’t glaringly bad or anything.

“It’s okay. I know you’re trying to be nice, but I said I’m fine. Believe me, I’ll let you know if I’m not. I need you to trust me when I say something. I don’t like it when people push or try too hard to fix things for me. If I can’t handle something, I’ll say so.”

Something’s telling me I’m home, so I need to remove them, but it’s strange because I’m not home. My boxes are getting messed up, and I don’t like it.”

There are hot men on Instagram! I follow a lot of them. There are butts there, Gideon. Lots and lots of butts.”

“Safety first! No hard hat and goggles, no work.” “I don’t love you anymore.” “I like you a lot. You’re one of my first friends, but it’s too early to love me anyway. I’m comfortable with the fact that it will come with time.” “Aw, Milo. I love you again. I’m sorry people suck. I’m happy to be your friend.” I smiled. “I’m happy to be your friend too…but Gideon is going to be my best friend, I think. I hope, at least. Is that okay? Don’t tell him I told you.”

When you feel like you don’t fit, just know you fit with me. I’m not sure if that helps or not. I do that with you. If I’ve said something awkward or someone looks at me strangely, I just think about what it’s like to be with you,” Milo said.

“Oh,” Milo said. “I think your penis wants to come out and play. Mine does too.”

“Gideon…oh God…wow…suck me…I’m sex-talking, but I can’t help it, and…wow…I already said that, didn’t I? But wow.”

“I want to go to sleep, but I’m also hungry, and I really want to try to blow you too.”

“You look hot with my cum on you.” “I feel hot with your cum on me…like I’m really sexy.” “You are.” He dipped his finger into my jizz, licked it, and gagged. “No. I’m sorry. That’s disgusting. I can’t do it! Like ever.”

I managed to tug it out of my pocket without Gideon getting off me…which I liked, because I wanted Gideon on top of me. Like maybe we could find a way to live that way and do everything that way. Excuse us, we’re stuck together because he’s my best friend and it feels good.

But even the frustrating stuff felt endearing. Like, how could I think things I hated were a tiny bit cute when he did them? It didn’t make any sense at all. I was pretty sure that having orgasms with someone short-circuited your brain.

“I want to watch when I fuck you.” My dick jerked. “Oh Jesus, yes. I’d like to see my cock slide in and out of you, see how you take me, and how each time I move, your body reacts. You show me what you like that way. It’s in how your muscles tighten and how you tremble and…” Wait. Was I dirty-talking? I certainly hadn’t meant to, but I was pretty sure I was. “Christ, that was hot.” “Was it? I was sitting here trying to figure out if that was sex talk or not.” “So much sex talk. Fuck me, Lo. Take my ass.”

“This is the kind of gossip I can get behind. Everyone is talking about me having a hot boyfriend.”

Put my cock back in your mouth, please.” “So bossy.” “I said please!”

You’re the best mom ever, and I love you, even though you annoy me sometimes.”

I’m going home…to tell Gideon I love him.” I’d still give him a piece of my mind, though, too.

“Hey, do you think you can get it up again? I kinda want to have sex.” I let loose another chuckle. “What am I going to do with you?” “Love me, laugh with me, have sex with me.” “Totally boyfriend goals.” That sounded perfect to me.