Aishwarya swats his hand, then sighs at Padmini. “All right, I’m sorry, but I was just worried for you, kunju. Look, my point is, take up with however many, I don’t know, Netflix-and-actually-watch-Netflix partners you like. But make sure you marry one of them, please, if they’re a citizen. And at least consider having a child, because you’re so good with babies, and a lot of insurances cover intrauterine insemination—”
