If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe (John Dies at the End, #4)

by Jason Pargin

John nodded. “Don’t worry, I have a better idea.” He pulled out his phone and dialed. “Joy? It’s me. I need you to get everyone together. Owen, Crystal, Munch, Head, Kelly—everybody. Tell them to each bring their vehicle to the Doll Enema theater and park in a circle around the building. I need you to come, too. Take my van. The keys are on the hook in the living room next to the halberd. Then all of you will turn on your stereos at full volume and play ‘Set Adrift on Memory Bliss’ by P.M. Dawn. We’re creating a containment perimeter around the building. There’s a creature on the loose, and if we’re lucky, the musical energy will be so beautiful that it just paralyzes the beast where it stands.” He paused. “That’s right,” he said. “Uh-huh. Gotcha.” He hung up and nodded to Amy. “She said no.”