DAVE: . . . if they’re recruiting nerds, they surely have at least one pretty girl to draw in new members. AMY: This doesn’t look like a sex cult to me. DAVE: You think male recruits have to be offered sex? She just has to pay them a single compliment. Boys are so starved for compliments that if you give them just one, they’re your slave forever. In fifth grade, a cute girl told me I looked “tough,” and I still remember it to this day. AMY: That’s depressing. When I was in Japan, I told a guy I liked his dye job. He had this electric blue hair. Do you think he obsessed over that for the rest
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