Always Meant to Be

by Siobhan Davis

“I am never flippant about what I put in or on my body. My skin is the ultimate canvas, and I never want to treat it with anything less than the respect it deserves.

Damn right!

I feel like I’ve been stuck with a cheap, inferior Costco dick for years while now I’m being offered the Whole Foods Market experience which comes at considerable cost but it’s worth paying the extra for the increase in quality and service.

“You fucking bastard! How could you?! She’s my mom, you sick fuck.”

Mums like to have fun too 😉