Jesus Christ, Eve. What you’re saying, essentially, is: I found out the man I’ve been fucking had been lying to me about being married for, what, a year, and I’m so relieved he’s not a sociopath—which, by the way, he may well be—so glad he’s happily married! Do you have any idea how I would react to something like this? To being lied to and manipulated like this? You love to be manipulated by him!

