The Omen

by David Seltzer

Thorn knew the Arab-Israeli hostilities were historical in nature, deeply rooted in the scriptures. For this reason he looked to the Bible, not one but three, seeking to amplify his understanding with the wisdom of the ages.

Typical American. How do I better understand Arab Israeli relations? By reading the Christian Bible, of course. Genius.

He was bearded, in blue jeans, probably from the Communist faction.

I mean, the beard and jeans obviously denote a commie.

The dog's mouth flew open, emitting a roar of pain more like a leopard's than a dog's, as it writhed backward and slid off the hood, dancing on two feet as it tried with its paws to pull at the knife in its forehead.

If I could comment like a theater patron, "get that knife, you dumb bastard!!"