“He said to tell you that while you were sleeping, he found forty-seven issues with our security, breached the fence multiple times, and that your cabin is so lacking he knows you sleep naked.” There was another pause, and then Fang’s voice came through again, clearly holding back laughter. “He’s saying you have a nice dick.” I glanced down at myself, as naked as the day I’d been born. Then over at my door. Sure enough, it was open a crack. I knew for a fact I’d closed it last night. Well, fuck. At least he liked my dick.
