"Thanks for the chow and cerveza. I need to run a few errands in the morning, so I'll stop by and pick you up, and we can grab brunch and then shop." He closes his eyes and shakes his head like he's just heard the words coming out of his mouth for the first time all day. "Jesus Christ, did I just say 'grab brunch and then shop?'" I cringe and nod. "You did. It was pretty fucking awful." He grabs his crotch with his free hand. "I felt my balls shrivel." "You've been talking like that all day, man. You were in a DIY trance. Not yourself." He looks at Scout with a plea. "If I setup a goddamn
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