Stellarlune (Keeper of the Lost Cities, #9)

by Shannon Messenger

Elwin hugged his snuggle buddies.

“Can you think of any situations where being a Conjurer would give you a huge advantage? Especially if no one knows you are one?”

What about conjuring one of the concillors' memory ball thingies? Caches? Edaline was the one who'd hidden Kenric's, right?

“Basically, they know exactly how to hurt us, and now you’ve given them a perfect reason to lash out,” Fitz added.

Oh my god shut up, its your first sentence of the book and you're already annoying

Wylie’s dark skin turned slightly ashen with the reminder, and Maruca reached for her cousin’s hand.

Since when are these two cousins? Lol it’s been too long I can’t remember anything 😂

I want to see that memory,

You're being an asshole again...

“Actually, I am,” Linh corrected. “It’s where traitors belong.”

Linh, please stop. You dont want to make us dislike you, do you?

Yassss queennn!

Team Valiant.”

“And who will make it clear that most of us think meeting with Trix is a terrible plan proposed by someone who let a murderer escape?” Fitz asked.

Oh my godddd… The author has really given up on your character, hasnt she?

“There’s no attitude,”

Oh, there totally is

Add in the fact that Empaths and Telepaths are frequently matched with each other,

Right... Sokeefe!

“Uh, Elysian is super important!”

Wow, congrats

But…

But like what about the VERY OBVIOUS clues in the cache like the silent river and stuff?

In one of the other memories in his cache, Kenric took Oralie somewhere with a river.

It took you THAT long to reach the conclusion that there could be a link between the two?

“Everything,” Sophie whispered. “Well… not everything—but everything about this.”

Bro. You don't need to make it sound it so cliche XD

“Neither do I,” Mr. Forkle said.

Yeh me neither tbh

Sophie corrected, not sure if she wanted to hug Ro or smack herself for not thinking of it the second she’d remembered the memory with the river.

“Next stop: Elysian!”

Still ain't done with the dramatic cliche sentences?

one of the biggest secrets in the Lost Cities—for

Ah oe carrement… You dont think you might SLIGHTLY be jumping to conclusions? And do I also need to remind you that Forkle didn't actually know anything about it?

“Have I mentioned lately that I adore Blondie’s new attitude?” Ro asked. “Because it just keeps getting better and better.”

I don't. It just keeps getting more and more annoying.

“What if the river they were talking about is in Elysian?

Geez. This obsession is becoming unhealthy - and dumb

still seems like a stretch, doesn’t it?”

Less than Sophie's theory XD

But now…

The author is emphasizing on her "personality change" way too much its annoying

She kicked the flowered carpet so hard, petals went scattering.

I gotta agree with Ro, Sulky whiny Sophie is even more annoying

But I have this funny feeling that it’s going to come down to you.

Of course it is, it's called your stereotypical "chosen one" trope and all that shite

She was the moonlark, after all.

What was I saying literally two lines ago? This perfectly proves my point

Percy?

PERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!! This single reference remonte ce livre dans mon estime (and yes go Franglish we love that)

I could do this all day.”

MCU reference [=

“I freaked out the first time it hit me that I’d be ending lives.”

No shit, you were probably like four or something

Keefe would honestly be… … … …a really awesome boyfriend.

Ugh, finally!!! It only took you nine books to realize that

“I’m not a child.

You are tho. And you keep behaving like one too

Wraith

Inej!

that have since passed away.

green Level Four vest,

Dont they wear cloaks?

Biana pouted. “I knew I should’ve snuck along with you. You totally kept the good project for yourself.”

Not related to this particular sentence but - Is Biana acting completly normal when she was pissed like two daya before?

And… I’m here if you need to talk.

Yeah we're fine thanks

she’d end up sucker punching him.

Please do.

Fitz scowled. “Can I try again? You kept it farther away from me than you did for Sophie.”

Ugh

I’m being a jerk.”

Yeah no shit

Her foolish, reckless heart switched into flutter mode after all of that—even

If this goes back to Fitzphie, even for a second, istg I'm putting this book down and not finishing it

Kind of impossible.

Have I mentioned how annoying this new way of putting every sentence on a different line all the freaking time is?

Just… when you’re ready.

Nope. No. I refuse. You better not. My threat about Fitzphie still holds

She definitely wasn’t.

WHAT?! NO! I thought you'd already, finally, reached the conclusion that was better?! Does the author have memory loss?

you and Fitz will be dating again?”

No.

But they felt enormous.

Why tho? You've literally already reached the conclusion that Keefe would be a good boyfriend… Ugh this so annoying and I dont think I can stand much longer of Whiny Sophie

none of that makes you an annoying character.

It does tho

I'm bored.

She pointed toward the ground, and it took Sophie a second to realize that Vespera’s shadow was missing.

Why is she giving away her own secrets? That's so random

aside from a quarry filled with a rare kind of stone that was never given a name—and up until two days ago, that stone was nothing more than an unimpressive piece of dark rock. But for the next ten days, it is so much more. Just as ethertine absorbs the power of quintessence, and magsidian absorbs the power of shadowflux, this stone has the capacity to contain the power of a seventh element.”

Why is Vespera saying all this to someone who might not even team uup with her? This whole scene appears to onlh exist for plot convenience…

we

We? Getting a bit ahead of ourselves, are we now?