“Good. Just try not to fit the mold.” “The mold?” “Yeah, the mold. It is a truth universally acknowledged that every child will, at least once in their lives, get a somewhat hot history teacher who’s also a total creep.” He nods. “Right. I haven’t started to make sexist jokes in front of the class or to give my students winks yet, but who knows, maybe it’s doomed to happen.”

