“What? What about that guy with the long hair? You didn’t live together at one point?” “Has someone stalked my social media profiles?” Eyebrows high on his forehead, he asks, “You haven’t?” I so have. When I don’t answer, he says, “So, why didn’t it work with that guy? He seemed to gush about you all over the internet.” I roll my eyes. “A little too gushy. And overbearing.” And he was really bad in bed, but that’s not something I’ll share with Will, today or ever.
